I Got Drunk on an Airplane

I got drunk on an airplane
flying into JFK.
Punched a flight attendant
who was standing in my way

When the police came by
to unload the drunken freight
she was waiting for me
with her parents at the gate

Hello, nice to meet you, if you please
I'm your lovely daughter's new main squeeze
I hope you don't think it’s impolite
but I've come to eat your food and spend the night

We got dressed in a hurry
Heard the knocking at the door
Fixed her hair and makeup
Picked up my clothes up off the floor

It was Sunday morning
and she left them in a lurch
She was at home seeing god
while her parents were at church

Hello, nice to meet you, if you please
I'm your lovely daughter's new main squeeze
I hope you don't think it’s impolite
but I've come to eat your food and spend the night