Worst Day of Your Life

The weekend was a war
Touch every broken heart
Hanging on the wall with a face full of darts
Picture of his mom tattooed on his right arm
He tried to take the car but he couldn’t get it to start

Never trust the man
And this is what you get
A table tennis champ with a tattoo on his chest
A member mile card and a truck in the yard
Meet me at the farm cause I’m pulling the fire alarm

This is the worst day of your life
And it’s gonna keep you up all night
You get the feeling that you’re cursed
Don’t open your mouth you’ll make things worse

Save it for the game
I can sense your fear
Walking on your hands with a headful of beer
And maybe it is wrong for the popular song
You seem a little down every time that I come around

This is the worst day of your life
And it’s gonna keep you up all night
You get the feeling that you’re cursed
Don’t open your mouth you’ll make things worse

The people you’ve come to love and trust
They’re walking away in disgust
Whatever you did it wasn’t nice
This is the worst day of your life

And they can surely make you take a breathing test
Though you’ll never do your very best
And every time we seal the secret deal
You always play the fool
I guess they didn’t teach you that in school

This is the worst day of your life
And it’s gonna keep you up all night
You get the feeling that you’re cursed
Don’t open your mouth you’ll make things worse

The people you’ve come to love and trust
They’re walking away in disgust
Whatever you did it wasn’t nice
This is the worst day of your life