New State Bird

I will be delighted
Only when the final vestige is blighted
Gather your dog tags
And say your last humble words

We were outflanked on the West Bank
And too soon they’ll roll out their new speed tank
All are invited
We fight for the new state bird

Roll across the field on unyielding wheels of weight
Hold your cannons tight so they will fire straight

We were upset from the outset
By the loss of our latest deployment
Our strength was waning
Morale on a sharp decline

You cannot tell from the pictures
Ah, but we were quite clearly the victors
We won the state finals
We fought for the scrimmage line

Roll across the field on unyielding wheels of weight
Hold your cannons tight so they will fire straight

A brand new security system guards you and your home
But we’ve switched it off and we’ve cut off the phone
Don’t play dumb
You know why we’ve come

I will be delighted
Only when the final vestige is blighted
Muster some courage
Prepare for the last offense