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25 Phone Calls

Appreciate

Arkansas

Breaking & Entering

Child Riot

Dig My Added Features

I Got Drunk on an Airplane

Dying in the Hospital

Judy in Bloom

Kalamazoo

Legacy Building

Leaving the Life Source

My Aching Brain

My New Camero

New Prime Directive

New State Bird

Problem Solving with Pronouns

Smoking Makes You Look Sophisticated

Technology Boulevard

The General

The Gory Details

The Lunch Function

Underjoyed

Worst Day of Your Life

The General

Retired Army general
With a big mouth
At his beach house on Long Boat Key
Sits with his back to the beach break
With a headache
In his civies
Says once I was a soldier of steel and chrome
But they made me come back home

War does funny things to the thinking
He says drinking
On a Mai Thai
Pale eyes search the seaside for some meaning
Now he’s screaming
It’s a battle cry
Says once I was a soldier in a turret dome
But they made me come back home

Way up high I touched the sky on top a pile of bones
Then I came marching home
Now I’m your conquistador but there’s no rapport
With the old man of war

Unequaled kills in the jungle
I never grumbled
I was delighted
If justice were served I’d be promoted
I’d be a noble
I would be knighted
But so wanes the world’s supply of goodwill
For the man who’s trained to kill

The subtle difference
A thin line at best
You don’t mettle with machinery
With their medal on your chest
Good reason escapes you
When you’re a child
My life for your lifestyle
And you know the rest

Way up high I touched the sky on top a pile of bones
Then I came marching home
Now I’m your conquistador
But there’s no rapport
With the old man of war


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